Adulting is basically just unlocking new ways to go Bankrupt 💸
This patch is a mood for every broke bestie who’s one coffee away from financial collapse — designed in a fun, colorful font to distract from the pain. Perfect for days when your wallet’s empty but your sarcasm’s full.
Perfect for:
👕 Tees, tote bags & denim jackets
🧢 Hoodies, sweatshirts, or laptop sleeves
💀 Everyone who’s ever said “treat yourself” and regretted it instantly
(Not for leather or plastic — because even they can’t afford that kind of drama 😭)
🔥 How to Apply:
1️⃣ Place the patch on clean fabric
2️⃣ Iron for 10 seconds on low heat
3️⃣ Let it cool → Peel film
4️⃣ Put film back → Iron again for 10 sec
Now your outfit screams “financially unstable but cute.” 💅
💡 Pro Tip:
Stick it near your pocket — poetic, right? Since that’s where the money used to be 😭
